NEWS ARCHIVE
12-30-05: It's been awhile... I haven't updated the site in awhile due to the seeming pointlessness of it, and my lack of a computer for the past 6 weeks. A Sick_Bob album has been in the works for the past year, and my anushole computer went fuckass on me the day after I finished writing it. over the past year ever since the name changed to Elderly Man, it seems as if more and more Elderly Bands are either breaking up, or backing out without notice. I gotta tell ya, it's pretty damn hard to run a successful independent label without the support of the local music scene. It is for that reason that Elderly Man Records is almost dead at this point, and could easily fall through at any time if things don't soon change for the better. When one of the two Elderly Man computers became not alive, all CD labels, stickers and other important things were lost, which will result in the temporary, or maybe permanent discontinuation of all Sick_Bob albums. However, there are still some existing labels for the "Don't Save Toby" EP, and the "5years and still crappin..." collection. Believe it or not there is good news... a new full-lengrth Sick_Bob album has been completely written and recording will begin any day now. This will result in a new Sick_Bob release in March or April, which may just be enough to save Elderly Man Records, let's just wait and see.
7-14-05: NEW SICK_BOB RELEASE!!! "5 years and still crappin'... the best of Sick_Bob (2000-2005)" will be available on the 16th for $2. This 2-disc set contains 50 songs including popular titles such as "Dog Crap", "Git 'er Done", "Elderly Man" and so much more, not to mention a few new and unreleased tracks.
4-27-05: Elderly Man veterans Sick_Bob and One Too Many Heroes will be playing at Stockert Youth Center on Friday the 29th along with other Bucktown rockers. Not to be missed
4-2-05: FIRST ELDERLY MAN RECORDS RELEASE!!! The Sick_Bob "Elderly Man" single. This fun-filled CD (crap disc) includes the single "Elderly Man", along with 2 extra songs. The CD also includes the "Elderly Man" video, not to mention the 6 previous videos along with a few pictures. Did I mention it's FREE? It's free alright.
4-1-05: That strange object above is the new Elderly Man Records logo. As you can see I am running out of ideas changing the name 3 times a year and all. Yes, I drew the skull, don't laugh.
3-7-05: Sick_Bob and One Too Many Heroes to perform at Stockert Youth Center on the 11th.
3-5-05: This is the new website for the new name "Elderly Man Records". It's still under some serious construction, so don't be disappointed at it's crappiness.
3-3-05: The pathetic 3 votes have been counted and 2 of those 3 favored the name "Elderly Man Records", "Tooth-Decay Records" came in second place with 1 vote. So Static Records will now be known as Elderly Man Records. Expect a new website and some new releases and re-releases in the near future. Thanks to those of you who voted, and the rest of you can die!!! CLICK HERE to see the results for yourself, and you'll see that there are only 3 decent people in this world, not counting myself.
2-10-05: OK, I get it, everyone decided to play a joke on me by not voting for a new name. FUCK YOU, It's the middle of February and no one has voted yet. Static Records really needs a new name, I know people have been here and maybe they're too dumb to figure out that THE POLLS ARE OPEN TO EVERYONE. So CLICK HERE, and vote, is it really that fucking hard?
1-29-05: You can now vote on the new (permanent?) name for Static Records. The polls don't officially open till February 1st, but early votes are welcome. We won't throw the early votes away like the U.S. government ignored the early Kerry and Nader votes.
1-27-05: I just now recieved an email from the pissed off owner of a company known as Static Records, which has been around since 1993. So, well I don't even need to say what happens next, because I've been there many times before. It's been a fun 8 months with the same name, but I'm sure ??? Records will find a much better one in the very near future
1-14-05: New Message Board added!!! in unrelated news... New OTMH website and a show on the 21st!!!
1-8-05: The "Audio" page is now the "Multimedia" page because it now has videos, and most of the clips now have a better chance of actually WORKING!!! Do your part and go try them out, if they still don't work email sick_bob@hotmail.com and complain.
12-10-04: The Static Records website is back up and running for the first time since September, and no one will even care till about February
8-15-04: Sick_Bob news: This is the start of THE FUCKING REVOLUTION '04... over the next 2 months, a new EP, a new website, and a new full-length album will be released along with a bunch of other crap. Sick_Bob Website
7-3-04: STATIC RECORDS GOES PUBLIC - everybody's favorite Bucktown naughty freestyle label can now be found on allrecordlabels.com, there with a lot of actual GOOD labels... http://www.allrecordlabels.com/db/7/15167.html
6-8-04: Say hello to the new Static Records logo... ^^^LOOK ABOVE^^^. in unrelated news... The Heterophobes sign on to Static.
6-1-04: Brandon Williams's "Fetal Piggy" project added to the "Bands" page. Nice to have you on Static Records
5-15-04: "Never Mind the Normal People" - New Sick_Bob album NOW AVAILABLE - . This is the new Static Records website, the old OK Records site has been abandoned, you can buy it if you want
5-1-04: The polls have closed... Static Records got 46% of the votes. CLICK HERE to see the results
4-3-04: OK Records is in need of a new name due to problems with another OK Records...
2-19-04: This is the second new OK Records website. The other one mysteriously disappeared after only 4 days, so this is the new new one.
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