This section of the website is made for small bands from Buckhannon who are just starting and could use just a LITTLE more support, promoting, and exposure, and stuff.
What can the Elderly Man do for you?
If you apply to Elderly Man Records, I will put a link to your band's website on this site, advertise your shows, and just help get the word out. I must then ask that all bands put an Elderly Man Records link on their website, this will cause both sites to recieve more and more traffic which will make both Elderly Man and your band bigger, but still pretty small.
Eventually, you might want to make a compact disc with a bit of music on it, or perhaps a lot of music. I may be able to help you with the making and selling of those things, but we'll get to that when the time comes.
Why the Elderly Man may not want you
The Elderly Man will not support bands that:
cover Alan Jackson songs
do not exist
have racist, homophobic, or other bullshit lyrics
openly support the sale of sushi
expect more than Elderly Man can offer
abuse kittens
git-r-done
steal donkey hair as a sport (you know who you are)
poo in the stew
or anything else of or relating to the above, we will eliminate you, just like a lame reality show.
